Christmas Cracker Jokes

Macmillan Children's Books

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Macmillan Children's Books

9781529003550
128
Synopsis

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

Christmas Cracker Jokes is filled with hilarious, silly jokes on a huge variety of topics that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From food jokes to spooky jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers.

What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble.
Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake.

The book is Father Christmas-shaped, making it the perfect festive stocking filler!